Momoverse RSS

Can't we just hire a couple of Mexicans to do that?

Archive

Feb
29th
Fri
permalink
I’ve been meaning to mention this.  My ‘Berry 8320 and yours has an AutoText feature that turns “mo” (that’s me) into “month” (that’s not me).  Great little feature if you’re a professional scheduler who doens’t have any friends named Mo.  But, I’m a reasonable person, so how about we do this: call me Month anytime you like.  I’ll pretend not to mind.  That’s me giving you a present.  You’re fucking welcome.

I’ve been meaning to mention this.  My ‘Berry 8320 and yours has an AutoText feature that turns “mo” (that’s me) into “month” (that’s not me).  Great little feature if you’re a professional scheduler who doens’t have any friends named Mo.  But, I’m a reasonable person, so how about we do this: call me Month anytime you like.  I’ll pretend not to mind.  That’s me giving you a present.  You’re fucking welcome.